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  • On the Marge – stories from the Walnut Crescent Bed and Breakfast in Whitehorse, Yukon
  • Off the Track – international intrigue meets real life in northern Alberta
  • Carrying On – the dramatic life of an officer and a gentleman... for real, not like in the movies

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On the Marge

On the Marge
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Chuck, Mara, their six-year-old daughter Alex, and their golden retriever Quark run the Walnut Crescent Bed and Breakfast in Whitehorse. They take turns telling about the quirky situations and people they encounter. Is life in Yukon really that close to the frontier of eccentricity?

1. First Night

Chuck never really planned to be in the bed and breakfast business. He just sort of walked into it.

2. Crazy German

Franz wasn't one of the crazy Germans. Not at first, anyway.

3. The Day the Dam Broke

The power dam keeps Schwatka Lake from flooding Whitehorse. What do you do when it cracks?

4. Synchronicity

In Yukon, people come together in ways we can never predict.

5. SAD

We are all sad in Yukon. But sad (or SAD) means different things to different people.

6. All the World's a Bus

All the world's a bus, and all the men and women merely passengers. But then the comfortable predictability of the bus routine changes.

7. Cache Prize

Seek and you will find... sometimes more than what you were looking for.

8. Climate Change

Whitehorse does not have a fully developed beach culture. Or at least it didn't have one until climate change arrived.

9. French Connection

One should never judge a book by its cover... because covers, by their very nature, cover things up. So what was inside Vincent's cover?

10. War on Walnut

I know all about war from watching TV. But I never expected war to break out on Walnut Crescent.

11. Just Deserted

Some people get their just desserts. Others just get deserted.

12. Man with the Golden Hair

Whitehorse had changed a lot in 35 years. But yes, there was Golden Horn.

13. Laws of Motion

Chuck didn't like Marsha very much. She had strong opinions on every subject and appeared Forrest Gump-like in newspaper photographs of public events.

14. May Haircut

Chuck goes to the barber for... sure, a haircut, but also to be entertained.

15. Cheechako Checklist, part 1

Visitors to the Walnut Crescent B&B always ask the same questions. Here is the FAQ list of things that all newcomers to Yukon should know. Part 1 of 2.

16. Cheechako Checklist, part 2

Visitors to the Walnut Crescent B&B always ask the same questions. Here is the FAQ list of things that all newcomers to Yukon should know. Part 2 of 2.

17. Planting Bridges

Mara said that one could not engineer a garden any more than they could plant a bridge. Chuck initially agreed but now he is not so sure.

18. Only Bidet North of 60

It was in the house when they moved in. But most of the time, it remained unused. Unused, anyway until last month.

19. Prison without Bars

It was almost like a fairy tale. Except for the ending.

20. Smitten

Some people say that both God and Santa Claus are just made up, that they're not real. Alex isn't sure about Santa Claus, but she knows all about God.

21. Good Odds

The odds are good but the goods are odd. Yes, an old Yukon joke. But it's true.

22. Spell of the Yukon

And how did you end up in Yukon? Everyone always wants to know.

23. Moving Day

Walnut Crescent will look after them. Like, as if a street could look after people!

24. Beerhunter

But what do People want? Dogs have been puzzling over this for centuries.

25. Cloak and Dagger

How could this happen to us? Why can't my daughter be normal?

26. Not Just Like Before

The music was smooth and flowing. Sometimes things just happen and we don't understand why.

27. Unlimited Power

The thin line between genius and insanity... How do you tell who is on which side of the line, especially in Yukon?

28. Improv

Chuck walks. He reads the paper. He has a woodstove. It all fits together nicely.

29. Shovelling

Everyone has a different tolerance for disorder. But why he doesn't maintain his house is the subject of some discussion on Walnut Crescent.

30. Yukon Licence

Franz knew that others would go for this sort of thing. And they'd each get a free licence plate!

31. Wild Life

We have come to Canada to live the wild life. But we must be careful about bears.

32. Birds of a Feather

Their operational security was usually much better. A spy must have infiltrated their Facebook page.

33. Has Bean

A drug bust is just not a thing on Walnut Crescent. Or at least, it's not a usual thing on Walnut Crescent.

34. Yellowhorse

Hosting a pair of unaccompanied visitors whose average age was 11 was a significant departure from the norm at the Walnut Crescent Bed and Breakfast... especially after rescuing them from the prime minister.

35. Mysterious Ways

Bowing is a very unYukon-like activity. That's how I knew he was from Outside.


The following episodes are part of the second series. Chronologically, they fall somewhere before episode 35 above.

36. Break a Leg

Everyone looked for an escape route. But they were all trapped!

37. Beaver Fever

Follow your dreams! Well, OK. But everyone's dream is different and it's often hard to understand someone else's. Especially in Yukon.

38. Big Brother

Was George Orwell thinking of Whitehorse when he wrote "1984?"

39. No Camel for Me

Chuck didn't know for sure that everyone on Walnut Crescent was cultured and literate. But he had his suspicions.

40. Rocks

It all started one day when they were standing on the dinosaur's back.

41. Miniature Mammoths

While big mammoths move slowly in herds like elephants, miniature mammoths rush around in packs like badly behaved dogs.

42. Whole Truth

Alex wasn't allowed to swear. But she knew all the words. A boy on Ponderosa had told them all to her.

43. Kidnapped

Was the flashing Rebel Alliance Death Star hanging over the manger scene a bit too much? Someone obviously thought so.

44. Firesmart

Pamela knew something about everything and knew it better than everyone else. That's how they found out about the firesmarting.

The intro and exit instrumentals in the podcasts in On the Marge are courtesy of Kate Weekes. You can find out more about her music at www.kateweekes.com.

Podcasts in On the Marge © 2019, Tim Green

Off the Track

Off the Track

This series starts with main story Off the Track in multiple episodes. Who are the mysterious people in white camouflage? What are they doing in the middle of the woods in northern Alberta, disrupting the operations of the Alberta Northern Railway?

The series then continues with short stories about some of the characters that appear in Off the Track as they face real-life dilemmas: To vaccinate? Was that really an angel? Winning her heart... and the lottery...

Episodes to follow.

Podcasts in Off the Track © 2019, Tim Green

Carrying On

Carrying On

People without military experience imagine that Canadian military life is just like American war movies: screaming drill sergeants (Full Metal Jacket), broken lives and broken hearts (Officer and a Gentleman), or egos and historical legacy (Patton). Sure, there might be a bit of that but real life in the Canadian army is much more entertaining, more like M*A*S*H.

This podcast presents short stories from the life of a Canadian signal officer in Canada and overseas. Not at all like Apocalypse Now!

Episodes to follow.

Podcasts in Carrying On © 2019, Tim Green

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